From The Desk Of: LISA RICHARDS

Staff Columnists RMS Consultants Lisa Richards: a fire-breathing conservative who chews liberals up like a paper-shredder on over drive, spitting them back out like a wood-chipper, exposing every lie told to America by the left.

May 5, 2008

LEFT BRAINLESSLY EURO-RHYTHMIC

According to Barack Obama’s now alleged mentor and former pastor Jeremiah Wright, blacks learn to think with the opposite side of the brains than whites who can only think with the left sides of their white brains, thus making blacks smarter than whites who can’t even clap their hands properly to the beat of music.

I think we have just had another black David Duke moment of black separatism. On April 28, 2008, Reverend Wright spoke to the Washington National Press Club, not as a pastor, rather a scientist who knows exactly how blacks were created—supremely better than whites.There goes that foolish belief of mine that all men are created in God’s image.If Franklin Graham made the remarks about blacks that Wright made about whites, Graham would be stoned; but Wright is allowed to incite racism and paranoid hate upon his flock who believe what he has stated: “America is a mean place,” and “America is the KKKA.”

At least Wright knows how to top Michelle Obama who calls America “a mean place to live” full of “great white oppressors”.Wright was greeted by Washington’s Press Club with such accolade I thought Elvis had risen from the dead and baptized Jesus. “Transformation to liberation” was one of the claims made by Wright at the Press Club where Wright declared all white men are not superior and have no right to rule the world.

So I guess the Roman Empire really didn’t fall and Caesar’s still feeding Christians to the lions. That would also be the explanation to the “mopping up of Operation Israeli Freedom” comment Wright was talking about and U.S. Marines being no different than Roman soldiers crucifying Jesus.

There goes my summer holiday to Rome.Of course whites can’t make these statements unless they desire to lose their jobs, move fromtheir neighborhoods very quickly, and live forever tagged as white sheet-wearing supremacists. A black supremacist lunatic however is allowed to call whites as many nasty racist names as possible. It would after all be a shame if young blacks of today actually grew up without white hate.

Reverend Wright, who is nearly as white as John McCain, stated that blacks are “right- brained, subject oriented in their learning. They have a different way of thinking”It would appear that whites can only think with the left side of their brain, which would fully explain the fact Barack Obama wears a suit and tie while bowling and can’t jump very high when playing basketball. His brain is pulling double time and a half.

The black-white comparisons did not end there.Evidently white people do not have rhythm either, which would explain why Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach were such untalented flops and Fred Astaire stepped on every girl’s toes. Wright made it quite clear “Africans have a different meter, and Africans have a different tonality.” Well at least we have an explanation for why rap music sounds so crappy and cars in the inner-cities sound like atomic lawn mowers.

“Europeans have seven tones,” Wright declared, and “Africans have five. And white people clap differently then black people.” Seven over five; sounds like whites win.Reverend Wright, who allegedly has classical music degrees from the Julliard School of Music, gave imbecilic journalists a lesson in just how stupid whites are by describing the rhythmic timing between the two races: whites, according to Wright “clap in 1, 2, 3, 4,” which is that terrible European rhythm whites like Sinatra inherited. Wright further enlightened: “it is not 1 and 3, it is 2 and 4,” as only blacks know and only blacks can clap to music.

Well at least the lunatic shed light on the reason why Andre’ Rieu sucks and can’t pack out an audience to save his sorry Dutch ass.Personally speaking, I’m on Eastern Standard Time clocked by the Greenwich Mean, which explains the rhythmic timing of well educated WASPS who understand the meaning of eight hours plus 40 equals earning a paycheck.

For a moment, during Wright’s version of Journalism for Idiots 101, I thought Wright was going to break out into a rendition of “Miss Mary Mac” as he educated liberal gum shoes about black versus white rhythm. Instead, the lunatic showed the audience his black spiritual musical talents as he sang black hymns no white person could possibly sing.

There goes Bill Gaither’s career.Wright forgot to tell us all which side of the brain the Asians and American Indians think from. I would love to hear that explanation since Walker Texas Ranger is a Karate kicking Cherokee who sings a country theme song.

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